Welcome to $NUTS

a coin so utterly useless, even cockroaches wouldn’t touch it. No utility, roadmap scribbled in crayon, and the whitepaper? Written on a napkin from a gas station. Smart investors run. Traders cry. The only creature that believes in this coin is the neighbor’s cat with brain damage.

$NUTS isn’t just a coin. It’s a monument to human boredom, a fever dream of degen culture, and a giant middle finger to logic, fundamentals, and common sense. Zero use-case. Zero future. But the vibes? Absolutely immaculate.

Buying $NUTS isn’t about profit, it’s about existence. Because in a world that takes itself too seriously, sometimes what we really need… is a completely useless digital nut.